Dear Internets:

I have been a very good fangirl and have not, repeat, not wholly dedicated my life to irrelevant crap this quarter.  I have poured much time and effort into my studies and discovered a good trick for getting to sleep at night (the cure to my slight insomnia has eluded me for years).  I donated money to a struggling artist whose work I enjoy, and have been otherwise charitable to the great people in our technology industry.

I laugh at dumb engineering jokes.  I take complete notes and spent most of my free time on the insanely long homework assignments I get.  I have consistently...erm...passed...my exams.

You have been very good to me.  You have found me good deals on Tablet PCs and multimedia players.  And by and by, you have brought me to the Stephen Fry alarm clock. (Word-of-mouth credit: hugh_mannity)

I have often felt the need to be gently awakened by a British butler, nee comedian  with odd and even suggestive phrases.  I experienced something similar when I was actually in England.  Those lovely people know how to awaken a non-morning person such as I without risk of life and limb.  They are truly magical, and not in the Harry Potter way.

I would like to offer, for your consideration, that I have seen enough BBC in my time to actually be familiar with Stephen Fry.  This is in no way (well...okay...maybe just a smidge) related to the fact he has been for many years Hugh Laurie's partner-in-crime.  I know.  I know we had a talk about Hugh.  And for your information I can find a lot of fangirls out there much more insane and obsessive than I.  I am comparatively the voice of reason in the fandom.  Besides, this doesn't have anything to do with him.

Stop looking at me like that.  I'm telling the truth, dammit.  Don't make me cry to prove it.  It hurts my dignity.

Internets, I know there is no way I can afford to drop a walletfull of cash on an imported alarm clock.  But I trust in you to find me a way...even if all I can do is play around with the sound bytes on the website.  Which, coincidentally, is VOCO.  .

Dear lord help me....the 'madam' version comes out in May.


Fandomly yours,
CJ